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BITCH, I SPENT LIKE 3 FUCKING HOURS LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT FUCKING PHOTOS FOR THIS SHIT, FINDING THE PERFECT ASS QUOTE AND DOING ARTISTIC BULLSHIT AND THIS MOTHERFUCKING PICTURE ONLY GOT EIGHT FUCKING NOTES AM I SOME KIND OF JOKE TO YOU PEOPLE THIS PICTURE IS DEEP AS FUCK IT MOTHERFUCKING EXPRESSES MY FEELINGS ABOUT HOW THESE SHOWS, AND THEIR FANDOMS AND ALL THE PEOPLE THAT I FOLLOW AND FOLLOW ME ARE MORE LIKE FAMILY TO ME THAN ANYONE ELSE EVER HAS BEEN, HOW THEY MAKE MY MOTHERFUCKING LIFE WORTH LIVING AND WHY I CAN EVEN MAKE MYSELF GET UP IN THE MORNING AND FACE ALL OF THE BULSHIT MY FAMILY DOES TO ME AND THE HARRASSMENT I FACE AT SCHOOL BECAUSE I KNOW I GET TO COME HOME AND BE AROUND PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTAND ME AND ACTUALY CARE FOR ME AND LIKE ME FOR ME I WAS SO ALONE I OWE YOU SO MUCH SO FOR MOTHERFUCKS SAKE I WANTED PEOPLE TO REBLOG THAT SHIT BECAUSE I KNOW THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE ON HERE ARE FACING THE SAME PROBLEM HOLY SHIT REBLOG THIS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS IM GETTING EMOTIONAL ATLEAST LIKE IT YOU DICKS
I’m actually crying
just let me add
(Source: selfmadepurgatories)
According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.
That’s okay. I’m okay with that.
When the back of a book has a bunch of reviews instead of a summary
Except for Ellen’s book right
and tina fey’s
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(Source: zeldafitzgeralds)
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
(Source: megaultracass)
I want to sneak out with somebody.
I just want to get up in the middle of the night and spend some time alone with someone. We could go have a midnight snack at McDonald’s or just walk around and talk about things we normally wouldn’t. Or maybe we could go enjoy ourselves at a park and play on the swings, or we could climb a roof and just watch the stars in silence - nothing but just good vibes and good company.
(Source: danasteeezy)
can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?
nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.
One shits you not
Also acceptable: This author shits you not
It’s best to avoid the “general you.”
“One would not be considered shitted,” is probably the best way I could think to word it formally.
(Source: tacoposey)
Are there any inventors here on Tumblr, by any chance?
GIMME
and then someone put a fleshlight in it
oh no
This pillow will crash every second.
I was looking at my friend’s cat pictures and she has a cat that’s more attractive than some human girls…
I WASN’T KIDDING
(Source: lrvin)
10 Signs That You’re a Writer
by Writability
- You constantly edit. Whether it’s while you’re driving down the street and pass a misspelled sign, or grammatical errors in Facebook posts, you fix errors constantly in your mind—and sometimes not so silently.
- You’re highly observant. And not only do you notice things all the time, but you file them away in your I could write about this later folder.
- You often ask, “How could I describe this?” You don’t ignore your life experiences—everything from walking outside during a torrential downpour, to burning yourself while cooking, to taking the first bite of a piping-hot homemade chocolate chip cookie can be used in your writing, and you often pause to think about how you would describe it in words.
- You have a hyperactive imagination. There’s never a dull moment in that head of yours—your imagination is always working on overtime to keep you entertained and give you fresh ideas.
- You feel inspired to write after reading a good book. Enough said.
- You often daydream about your WIPs. Your characters never completely leave you— they walk alongside you throughout the day and give you new ideas when you least expect it.
- You feel guilty if you haven’t written anything in a while. What a “while” is depends, but after a writing hiatus, a part of you begins to demand that you get back to the keyboard and reprimands you if you don’t.
- Grammar jokes are funny. Well, they are.
- You can’t get enough books. After all, every new book is a couple hours worth of inspiration.
- You keep doing this writing thing. It doesn’t matter if you’re not published, if no one else cares if you continue to write, if you don’t make a penny off of the words that you put on the page—none of that matters, because you’ll continue to write anyway.
10 Signs by Writability
Reblogged from Writers Write
haha shit i fit all of these
well except for 10 which just makes 7 worse